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January 20

Cynically Tested: New Video and Film Festival

NEW VIDEO- PLUS ANOTHER CHANCE TO SEE SINGLE AND HATING IT!
 
Cynically Tested's new video is a parody of the TTC ad campaign move with the grooves- promoting safe escalator riding - Seriously we're not making this up. See the real ad here. See our take here.
For other comedy videos from Cynically Tested click the titles under the Comedy Videos menu - don't make us write steps.


2nd Annual Gonzo Suicide Film Fest - Please come (single tear)
 
Cynically Tested is part of the 2nd annual Gonzo Suicide film fest happening at Toronto's Bloor Cinema on January 26th 2005. Our film, Single and Hating it: A Romantic Comedy will be shown along side some other great independent films.
So, if you're in the Toronto area come on out and be surprised that yes something cheap and Canadian can actually be amusing. Shocking! but true. For More info click below.
 
 
 
 

 

December 09

Google Video of The Day

CYNICALLY TESTED "GOOGLED"
 
No, we don't believe in the word "googled" - but this google video blog was nice enough to name "Pimp My Fridge" as a  "Google Video of the Day". Check out the blog here.
Check us out at Google Video here
December 07

WATCH OUR SHORT FILMS HERE

WATCH OUR SHORT FILMS HERE
 
Cynically Tested presents the long awaited (thanks to those two people who waited) internet "release" of their award winning short films. 
So, if you couldn't make it out of your room to see our short films in Toronto or Ottawa (we barely did) see them here. Perfect for times when you're bored enough to watch something Canadian - we promise we're not "Canadian". 
 
Tell your friends, email the link - we appreciate all the help we can get after all we're trying to make entertainment in Canada, so we're clearly not getting any help financially or creatively.
 
 CANADIAN PAPARAZZI: THE DIRECTORS CUT 25 min

 
                                                                                                                                                        
                         

 Single and Hating It: A Romantic Comedy 23 min

December 05

NEW VIDEOS! Cynically Tested: 1 Religion: 0

CYNICALLY TESTED ADDS TWO VIDEOS
 
 
The Easy Bible - Wow, that's easy.
 
 
 
 

 

OBESITY P.S.A - From the makers of STUPID.CA -  

 

 

December 04

Don't Imagine

On the 25th anniversary of John Lennon's death Wes McClintock (a loyal fan) has decided to pay homage to the late great musician with a follow up album to Lennon's legendary release "Imagine". Simply titled "Don't Imagine" Wes McClintock has reached the musical peak in his career (impressively without even having one). Wes feels that John Lennons "Imagine" although a good attempt, just didn't get his message across the way it was meant to. "Don't Imagine" goes in the direction "Imagine" was aiming for but just couldn't pull off. Wes feels that all of John Lennon's messages of hope and peace were meant to be taken sarcastically and sadly fans across the world grossly misinterpreted it. "He was obviously in a joking mood when he wrote the song imagine. John Lennon was a smart man and would definitely never humour such a prepostorous idea" chuckled Wes. "My album tackles all of the same issues John's did only I made sure John's message would be heard loud and clear without anybody wondering what he really meant." Songs like "There's no hope" and "Instant Death" give some amazing insight into John Lennon's actual thoughts as perceived by Wes McClintock. "People are going to have a good hearty laugh at the original album before they toss it into an open fire when they hear the album the way it was meant to be heard" grunts Wes. Wes aspires to live in John Lennon's footsteps by re-creating every single moment in his hero's life. From holding a peace conference in bed with Yoko, to getting shot in the back of his head, Wes' plan is amazingly detailed and he intends to pull off every minute of it. "Don't Imagine" is hitting store shelves this week, don't imagine there will be a line up for them.
 
-Pete Zarky
 Rolling Stone
 

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Cynically Tested Pictures started in January 2005, as just three guys a camera and a dream. It has evolved into three guys a camera and a rented boom mic. We have also dropped the dream part... It just seemed a bit much. Cynical Proverbs:
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Just because things are horrible, doesn’t make us cynical